A girl in college tells her friend: It is my mom who made my dad a millionaire.
Friend asks: And what was his status before marriage?
The college girl replied: He was a multimillionaire before marriage!!
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Two college guys were talking..
One of them said: when the apple is green, it is ready to pluck..
and when the girl is eighteen, she is ready to...
Vote..
You dirty mind, elections are near.. so try to think +positive.
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Two college female friends:
First: Why it is so difficult to find a men who is caring, sensitive, good looking and rich.
Second girl replies: Because they already have girlfriends.
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Two girl in college:
First girl asked: Do you know what do boys discuss when they are together?
Another girl: The same thing which we discuss when we are together..
First girl: Oh, How Disgusting.!!!
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Two college boys:
First asked: What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
Second replied: It is when your Girl Friend says "You are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends in college."
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Tensed married lecturer in college lecture:--
Students: Do you Know why a room full of married people looks so empty?
Students: why, sir?
Lecturer: because, there's not a Single person in it..
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Girl friend; will you marry me after finishing college?
Boyfriend: I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life !!
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Girl: The word wife is in short form. Do you know the full form of wife?
Boy: Yes, it is worries invited for ever!
