Never hold yours..
Boss: You know you should never hold your farts in..
Officer: Why?
Boss: Because then they travel up to your spine and goes into the brain, and that is where bad ideas origin from...
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Without bathing..
Man: How can people stay without bathing for couple of months?
Colleague: I don't know but why are you asking this question?
Man: Because I got rashes in just 25 days.
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Property overview..
Rich man: If i go by my car, from morning till night, i can not overview my half area of my properties..
Poor man: Same with me, i also used to have so slow and old car but sold..
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Living with same wife..
Ricky: What is part of life?
Jazz: Living with 'WIFE' is "part of living"
Ricky: And what about art of life?
Jazz: Living with 'same wife' for 'years and years' and still try to be happy is 'art of living'
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Working with corporates..
Signs of a man working in the corporate house:
Depressed..
Stressed..
Still well dressed..
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Blood test..
Hubby: I have noticed that you are searching for blood subject related books. Why so?
Spouse: Because i am going for blood test tomorrow and i want to achieve the highest !!
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Boy: I want to tell you about the thing which makes me to die on you..
Girl: Pl tell.
Boy: Oh no, I was thinking about your friend..
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Can I be President?
A man calls up White House and says: Can I be the next President?
Officer: Are you an idiot?
Man: Why? Is it compulsory?
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Close your eyes..
Jasmine: I noticed that you often close your eyes when you start singing?
Julie: I do it because I can not tolerate my audience sleeping..
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Example of good, bad and..
Nicky: What is the example of good, bad and worst thing in life.
Sam: Your spouse does not speak to you, She is going for divorce, She has a lawyer degree!
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'Marriage is like..'
Marriage is like public toilet..
Those who waiting outside, are desperate and curious to get in..
But those who inside, are desperate to come out!!
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Old hubby runs..
60 years old Hubby: Do you get upset when i run to flirt with other ladies?
Spouse: No way! Lots of dogs run towards cars but it doesn't mean that they can drive it.
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ATM machine..
Boy asked to his gym coach: I want to impress my girlfriend, Pl suggest me which machine should i use?
Gym Coach: Best machine to impress any girl is an ATM Machine.
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Wife's opinion./
Husband: Am i look like a fool?
Wife: No at all, but what is the value of my opinion compared to that of hundreds of others !!
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Branded gift or need it for wife??
Man at gift shop: I want to buy a ladies wrist watch..
Shopkeeper asked shortly: Do you want it for your spouse or should i show you a branded one??
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Young generation..
Dad: My son, You are now 18 years old.
It is the best time to discuss with you about love and dating.
Son: Sure dad, Pl ask me your doubts.. I am here to help you out!!
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Understanding a woman..
Experience says: There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman:
Before marriage and after marriage !!
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Name of twins?
God blessed Software engineer with twins..
But husband wife were confused in choosing their names..
After long discussion, they named them: Copy - Paste!!
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Who is sending romantic messages?
one lady said to another: If your hubby sends you romantic messages then be very happy.. It is really a pleasure..
But think who is sending those messages to your husband..??
My job is done..
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About marriage..
Son: Dad, what is marriage?
Dad: Dear, It is an institution where a man loses his bachelor's degree and female gets her Masters one!
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Control on wives..
Man at book store: I need a book on topic 'Short ideas on full control on women'
Salesman: Plz move into our next row of 'fiction section'.
